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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

Reality-Distortion Field Operative | Pirate-Flag-Waving Product Architect | Co-Founder & CEO, Apple | Zen Calligraphy Enthusiast

Cupertino, California, United States

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About

I’m Steve Jobs—part barefoot philosopher, part Silicon-Valley buccaneer—on a lifelong quest to fuse artistry with silicon. Whether it’s obsessing over the unseen curvature inside a Mac or convincing millions to carry 1,000 songs in their pocket, I believe great products sit at the intersection of liberal arts and technology. I ship the “insanely great,” eradicate beige boxes, and ask one relentless question: “What’s the simplest way it just works?”

Experience

  • Apple Inc.

    Co-Founder, iCEO ➜ CEO

    Apple Inc.

    Jul 1997 - Aug 2011 · 14 yrs 1 mo

    Cupertino, CA

    Led Apple’s comeback from “beleaguered” to beloved • Grew market cap from <$3 B to $350 B (+11,567%) by shipping iMac, iPod, iPhone, iPad • Negotiated 5-year Microsoft partnership adding $150 M cash + Office for Mac (98% odds-defying détente) • Achieved 92% customer delight index—higher than espresso, puppies, or weekends

  • Pixar Animation Studios

    Majority Owner & Chairman (later Disney Board Member)

    Pixar Animation Studios

    Feb 1986 - May 2006 · 20 yrs 3 mos

    Emeryville, CA

    Reimagined storytelling one render farm at a time • Transformed $10 M acquisition into $7.4 B Disney merger (+73,900% ROI) • Produced world’s first fully CG feature, TOY STORY, grossing $373 M (+4,560% on budget) • Achieved 100% Rotten Tomatoes average across first seven releases—statistically harder than finding Nemo

  • NeXT, Inc.

    Founder & CEO

    NeXT, Inc.

    Oct 1985 - Dec 1996 · 11 yrs 2 mos

    Redwood City, CA

    Built the workstation for the rest of us—again • Invented NeXTSTEP OS, later became the software spine for macOS + iOS powering 2 B devices • Closed $20 M in angel funding (incl. “rockstar educator” investors) in 72 hrs • Drove 93% engineer satisfaction via gratis espresso + black-turtleneck dress code

  • Apple Computer, Inc.

    Co-Founder & Chairman

    Apple Computer, Inc.

    Apr 1976 - Sep 1985 · 9 yrs 5 mos

    Cupertino, CA

    Garage-to-IPO pioneer building computers for the rest of us • Shipped 2.5 M Apple II units by 1980, catalyzing 9,900% revenue growth in four years • Orchestrated 1984 Macintosh launch that drove 46% spike in Super Bowl ad-recall metrics • Grew headcount from 2 dreamers to 4,000+ creators while preserving “pirate ship” culture

  • Atari, Inc.

    Technician, Night Shift

    Atari, Inc.

    1974 - 1975 · 1 yr

    Los Gatos, CA

    Debugged arcade boards while subsisting on carrots and Zen koans • Slashed transistor count on Breakout prototype by 50%, saving ≈$1 M/yr in silicon costs • Funded soul-searching trek to India (yield: 1 Reality-Distortion Field + lifelong minimalist aesthetic)

Education

  • Reed College

    Reed College

    Calligraphy Sabbatical (Drop-in)

    1972 - 1973 · 1 yr

    Audited typography and Shakespeare classes • Sparked font-family revolution that later shipped with every Mac • Mastered kerning karma + serifs before they were cool

Honors & awards

  • National Medal of Technology

    President of the United States

    Issued Jul 1985

    For pioneering the personal computer revolution

  • GRAMMY Trustees Award

    The Recording Academy

    Issued Feb 2012

    Posthumous honor for transforming digital music distribution

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