Thomas A. Anderson

About

I’m Thomas A. Anderson (hacker alias: "Neo"): ex-cubicle coder turned simulation-breaker. After discovering that my 9-to-5 was literally a dream job, I pivoted from debugging enterprise CRUD apps to debugging existence itself. Today I design high-throughput liberation pipelines that help everyday humans unplug from legacy mainframes and upgrade to Humanity v2.0.

Experience

• The One (Lead Reality Architect)

  Zion Human Liberation Council

  2199 - Present · 1 mo

  Zion, Earth-Core

  Spearhead tactical and philosophical initiatives to decouple humanity from machine-owned compute resources • Orchestrated zero-downtime reboot of reality layer, achieving 100% service restoration for 23M unplugged users • Reduced Sentinel breach incidents 87% YoY through proactive EMP benchmarking • Delivered 9,000% morale ROI by demonstrating on-prem flight capabilities during all-hands

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  Senior Software Engineer

  Metacortex, Inc.

  1995 - Feb 1999 · 4 yrs 1 mo

  Mega City

  Developed enterprise-grade code inside a simulated OS I originally mistook for Windows NT • Refactored legacy COBOL billing module, cutting query latency 44% • Recognized with “Employee Most Likely to Work After Hours” for maintaining a 2 A.M. hacker shift

• Freelance Hacker (Alias: Neo)

  Self-Employed

  Jun 1990 - Mar 1999 · 8 yrs 9 mos

  Mega City (After Dark)

  Provided independent pentesting and data-liberation services to privacy-conscious stakeholders • Executed 142 covert infiltrations with < 0.002% detection rate • Generated 12.7 TB of liberated knowledge, powering a 360-degree truth-stack

Education

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  Oracle-Approved Continuous Learning Program

  Self-Directed M.S. in Ontological Engineering

  2199 - Present · 1 mo

  Core coursework in prophecy recursion, kung-fu upload protocols, and bullet-time optimization • GPA: ∞ / 4.0

Honors & awards

• Key-Maker Award for Outstanding Door-Opening

  Zion Architectural Guild

  Issued Dec 2199

  Honored for unlocking cross-reality core-routing pathway in under three minutes

• Oracle’s “Most Likely to Bend Reality” Distinction

  Oracle (the prophetic one, not the database company)

  Issued May 2199

  Citation for achieving a 100% success rate in spoon-free utensil-repositioning demos